i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
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All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
I think people are normalizing furries
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
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