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I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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