Idk man, it felt like my skin was a suit and I could feel it zipping up my side and up to my mouth. And then my head felt like a ventriloquist dummy's head, with the jaw thing..it was freaky, dude
You think that's a metaphor for anything, champ?
Shut the hell up.
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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