Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
I'm drinking on a Thursday because I can
Today is Wednesday you jobless drunk
million dollar idea: razor dispensers in bar bathrooms. your welcome, girls who didn't think they were getting laid tonight.
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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