I'm doing a half mile walk of shame carrying a trash bag and still very drunk. Save me. I feel like a refugee.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
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According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
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did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
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