i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
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I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
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You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
Pants are for mortals
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
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