Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
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she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
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HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
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