He's been sleeping iwht ***
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
whose parrot is this?
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen