I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
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You did a strip tease for the toilet.
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
had a dream you helped me fill my shoes with yogurt. we were even like "why didn't we think of this before?!" like it was just so obvious
that sounds like something we'd do... we're onto something here
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
Did we just second hand smoke crack?