thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
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