i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
Worst walk of shame everrr. Hopefully the thought of me walking 20 minutes in the freezing cold with someone else's sweatpants, a bra on & high heels will cheer you up today.
Oh god there are people jogging. Fuck off productive people, you don't know me.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
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