school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
In my junk email folder, there are literally 67 messages from Alcoholics Anonymous. What..the fuck.
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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