If I could text you the sound of me vomming, I would.
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
As I was leaving the drunk tank the cop told me he had a feeling we would be meeting again real soon.
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I swear it's like I have a jerk off quota I have to meet each week. If I miss three days I have a wet dream and it's like a wasted jizz, and it gets everywhereeeeeee.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
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So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
You should frame my arrest warrant.
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
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