haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
I party with great urgency now.
Randomize
