He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
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