You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
Hey cutie is the game almost over? I'm making dinner for us it'll be ready soon. Xox
You would rather make fucking dinner than watch a hockey game that rivals the epic-ness of miracle, the one of the biggest upsets in sport history? Babe I don't know if I can date a girl with such terrible priorities.
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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