Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
i think we sleep fucked last night...
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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