After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
go do what you do best...puke behind churches
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
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right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
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I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
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