i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
My black heart of coal cannot compete with your boiling crock pot of teddy bears, rainbows, 90s music, and the good candy you get from rich people on Halloween.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
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