i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
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