I can text with my tongue
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
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