ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
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