Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
I woke up and found my apartment really clean, appearantly drunk me couldn't tolerate living there anymore and left sober me a lot of insulting post-its...
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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