erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
Considering that my ex-wife dumped me to become a lesbian, the Universe owes me a threesome.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
Is her dick bigger than yours?
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
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