but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
Just so you know, my new pet parrot tried to bond sexually with me today. That is what Google told me. I'm not sure of its gender.
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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