i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
The walls in my apartment are so thin that sometimes when I fart, I stop to listen if people are laughing next door.
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
i pretty much saved your life. you were so conviced that your nail polish remover bottle was "Vodka Lemon"
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
Someone came in the potted fern
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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