And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
Post that event on your timeline
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
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