everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
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