we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
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Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
My walk of shame was far more interesting today. He's moving and was cleaning out his apartment, so not only was I carrying my clothes, I also walked away with 4 bottles of cheap wine and a jar of ragu.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
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He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
I was too hungover to read the menu. I literally pointed at a picture of an advertisement and handed the cashier my card
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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