The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
I thought he was foreign, but it turns out when you're that drunk, an Ohio accent just sounds Russian.
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
Y'all let us switch shirts in the middle of 200 people....why did you let me get this drunk by noon?
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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