And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
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In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
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Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
Woke up this morning with girl, I ask her for some gum. She says "there's a guest toothbrush for the boys in my bathroom". I can't decide whats worse, that she has a shack brush or that I actually used it
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
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