careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
I will never try to masturbate with americas funniest home videos playing in the background ever again
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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