i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
She announced her abortion via fbk
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
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First date. He's wearing a tuxedo shirt and keeps asking me about our future children. Escape plan #3 is now in action...
Places you have drunkenly threatened to piss: my bed, my bros bed, my moms bed, my bros wedding
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
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I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
It's 1pm, she's in the shower, I don't have the guts tell her I wasn't her blind date. Someone got stood up.
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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