their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
My cab driver just started a conversation with "Three years ago I pleaded guilty..." Check on me later tonight please.
pretty sure 5 days for a bachelor party in Vegas is too long when even the stripper giving me a lapdance says "wow that's a long time!"
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
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