____ banged a stripper...well technically she's now a hooker...
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
An ex-gang member just asked me out on a date via note. And spelled dinner wrong. Win?
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
you googled " I want to buy a live ostrich". I'd say you were pretty wasted.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
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