he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
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