So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
Euphemism? No, "pantsless vodka yoga" is a legitimate pastime of mine
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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