But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
Heaven was on the 3rd floor and Hell was on the first. When the cop walked up he was confused as to who the noise complaint was for and wrote both apartments a noise violation.
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
just imagine me sitting naked on a toilet with a fully-clothed dude i havent seen in 2 years, trying to make normal conversation except that im covered in blood and he's helping wipe me down while i try not to pass out because blood makes me NERVOUS. And he's apologizing and i'm apologizing.
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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