Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
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