what has become of my life if the best thing thats happened to me this week is that i discovered my cleavage as the best hiding spot ever for weed.
Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
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You're right, stupid question.
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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