he was CRYING into my vagina
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
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finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
In my defense, last night's hookup turned out to be my actual girlfriend. That's gotta count for something, right?
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
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We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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