there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
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Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
I was going through my settings and the phone randomly started playing "Crazy Little Thing Called Love" by Dwight Yoakum. Out loud. At full volume. I was shitting. There were 3 other people in the bathroom. I love iOS 7.
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
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Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
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