We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
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