well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
Is there a card that says "Sorry I got drunk at your Christmas party and tried to steal your monogrammed hand towels so that I could give you something nice for Christmas"?
Threesome in a minivan. New low
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
We have so much sex to catch up on
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
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