i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
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