i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
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it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
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Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
Gay?
German.
Pity.
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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