Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
Yeah, reverse cow girl. She was on top and I was playing Flappy Bird behind her back. Easiest way to have angry sex.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
If anyone needs me I'll be in the bathtub, eating fast food and shooting straight vodka while I seriously evaluate my life choices and cry.
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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