i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
you inspire me to be a worse person
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
Randomize