She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
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