Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
so Brent and I ordered you a drink then realized you don't live here. I drank it.
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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