i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
I thanked her for the handjob she gave me in the middle of the night. She had no idea what i was talking about. I think she sleep-jerked-me-off. Im def sleeping over tonight too
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
At the end of the white elephant exchange, our professor had a big black dildo around her neck and I won a full body dinosaur suit. I could die tomorrow with no regrets.
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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