I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
I went golfing for the first time today!! Aren't you proud?
Driving a golf cart around all day with a keg attatched to the back doesn't exactly count as golfing
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guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
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I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
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