I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
Yo I'm texting you while getting a bj. I know, I'm the man. Told her I was texting my mom in the hospital.
We are two peas in an std pod
I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
Randomize
