I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
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Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
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We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
My puke in the shower morning just turned into a puke in the restroom at work afternoon. I'm the human embodiment of dumpster fire.
I snuck in through the doggy door to get his vodka. Do you think my ex will know?
Apparently I've texted the word shitfucked so much it auto-completes it now.
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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