I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
i will replace your cream cheese. there's enough for breakfast. you are my friend. i had guests we wanted bagels so bad im sorry. i left you notes. i love you. you have enough for a bagel or two and i will get you more. you are so pretty.
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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