its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
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