Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
I just hip-checked Santa and stole his cab.
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
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