I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
These eggs taste like chocolate chip cookies. This is the best hangover ever.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
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