I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
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Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
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Dude he downed 9 shots of tequila, sang bohemian rhapsody with 3 randoms Wayne's world style, solo'd closing time, chased the hot bartender's dog all the way to main, tackled him, carried him back, hot bar tender hugged AND kissed him, then he does a jumping heel click and leaps into my car through the window. Next rounds free at the yeti. Needless to say your little brother is a tequila god.
Basically.
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
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